Stop by this blog next Tuesday for a chance to win a signed, hardcover copy of Scampers Thinks Like A Scientist!


A groovy little website by children's book author Mike Allegra
Thursday, February 28 is National Science Day!
And Friday, March 1 is the book birthday for Scampers Thinks Like a Scientist!
Did Kirkus Reviews like Scampers? Why, yes, it did.
Did Foreward Reviews like Scampers? Five stars says yes!
Is Mike Allegra shamelessly promoting Scampers? No. I am filled with shame. But the shame is worth it! I think Scampers is the best picture book I’ve ever written. And it’s got cute widdle mice in it!
Seriously, just look at this adorable face:

Wanna buy a copy?
And thanks!
At long last, it’s time to find out who will win the bestest holiday and/or non-holiday gift ever.
It’s the amazing picture book that has it all—and more.
It’s the ideal story for the reader who has everything, the non-reader who has nothing, and the sometimes-reader who has some things.
You guessed it, we’re talkin’ about…
So! Let’s get started!
The ballots have been made.
They have been dumped in the Santa Hat of Gift Giverishness.
We’ll pick those ballots off the floor…
And Our Loyal Judge (a judge I probably should’ve fired by now) will select the winner.
(And since Christmas is a bit too close for comfort, Our Loyal Judge has been firmly instructed to stop wasting everyone’s time by endlessly mixing the ballots—which he is wont to do. In the spirit of the holiday, he agreed.)
And heeeere we go!
How did that get in there?
Select again! And the winner is…
What did you do, Judge? Come on, let’s go!
And the winner is…
I will kill you.
STOP WASTING EVERYONE’S TIME!
PICK A BALLOT!
And the winner is…
Patricia Tilton!
Congratulations Patricia! To claim your prize, all you have to do is head over to the “Hire Me!” menu item and send me an email!
And to all you fine folks who didn’t win, fear not! There’s still time to buy a copy of Everybody’s Favorite Book for yourself, your child, a random child, your significant other, your insignificant other, your friend, frenemy, colleague, mailman, plumber, and/or the nice fellow who picks up your recycling.
It really is the perfect gift for everyone. Order it HERE, or buy it wherever fine and/or subpar books are sold.