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December 2, 2022

‘Tis The Giving Season! (And I’m giving you free stuff.)

Well, I know what I’m putting on my Christmas list this year. Shirt courtesy of lookhuman.com

The holidays are approaching! ‘Tis the season of giving (and buying)!

And if you aren’t my German mother, you probably still have some people to buy for.

Well, I can’t think of a better gift than Sleepy Happy Capy Cuddles!

Sleepy Happy Capy Cuddles is not a holiday book, but it embraces the giving, loving spirit of the season. Buy several. Or dozens. It’s make anyone and everyone FLOOF with delight.

Oh, I see. You’re not here for the commercial. You wanna learn about the free stuff.

Fair enough.

Here’s the deal. If you buy a copy of Sleepy Happy Capy Cuddles AND write a review of the book on Amazon, Goodreads, Barnes & Noble, or anywhere else, I will mail you a signed bookplate!

It’s a sticker that you affix to the end pages so you can say, “Look! I got you a signed book!”

A signed bookplate in its natural habitat.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!

You’re nice. You deserve more than a bookplate. So I will also mail you an Official, Limited Edition, “Certified Capy Cuddler” Button!

A valuable keepsake!

They are made with love and hypoallergenic unicorn dander.

And, I’ll throw in a couple of bookmarks, too. Because why not?

Long story short, as you finalize your gift list this season, please consider buying a copy of my book and giving it a review.

It would be the best Christmas gift I could ever hope for.

Happy Holidays, Everyone!

October 26, 2022

And The Winner Is…

The day is here!

The votes are recorded!

The raffle for the Sleepy Happy Capy Contest is about to begin!

And the grand prize is THIS!

A brand new, hardcover, personalized and signed copy of Sleepy Happy Capy Cuddles!

As always, the draw-er of the winning ballot is my boy, who has been selecting raffle winners on this blog for the past decade.

He is fair, decent, kind, thoughtful, impartial, scrupulously honest and… and…

And…weird. The kid is weird.

Okay. Let’s get started.

Drop the ballots in the hat and pick a winner, kid.

There you go. You’ve mixed ’em. Now pick one.

Um, no. I think you mixed them enough.

Fine. Whatever. Just hurry up. People are waiting.

Okay, now pick one.

Stop stirring and pick one!

You do NOT need to mix it with your nose! PICK A WINNER!

Okay. Here we go.

And the winner is…

The winner is…

Pam Webb!

Congratulations, Pam! You win a free copy of Sleepy Happy Capy Cuddles!

All you gotta do is head on over to my Hire Me! page and send me your mailing address. I’ll get the book out to you post haste!

Thanks so much to everyone who entered!

And, hey, if you still want a copy of Sleepy Happy Capy Cuddles (and who can blame you?), please consider buying it. Or ask your local library to stock a copy. Or maybe both?

And once you get your hands on the book, please consider leaving an online review for a chance to receive some free Sleepy Happy Capy Cuddles swag! (More info to come.)

See you again soon, my friends! And, again, thank you!

October 4, 2022

Well, that was odd…

I was interviewed by hamsters. I’m not complaining, mind you. Far from it.

I’m flattered!

The little guys graciously made room in their crazy schedules to help me promote my upcoming book.

So, if you wanna see how that turned out, head on over to Shehanne Moore’s blog. I think you’ll be glad you did.

Thank you, Shehanne! And thank you for your hospitality, Hammies!