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Oh, So Very Disappointed…

Last week I offered you a chance to win a FREE copy of everybody’s favorite book titled, Everybody’s Favorite Book.

This was no small potatoes, for Everybody’s Favorite Book is a book that has everything for everybody! A Space Ninja Cow! A mastodon-sized guinea pig! A princess! Spies! Zombies! SAT-level vocabulary words! A poop joke! And much, much more!

What an amazing opportunity!

And hardly anyone noticed or cared.

I get it. The holiday season gets us all frazzled. You meant to enter my contest, but lost track of time.

Okay, then:

I’m extending the deadline for another week.

The drawing will now be held on Tuesday, December 18.

So click THIS LINK for your last chance to enter. Entering the competition couldn’t be easier! And there are about a jillion ways to increase your chances of winning.

So go! And good luck!

 

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Win Everybody’s Favorite Book!

Did Kirkus call it “cheerfully chaotic”? Why yes, yes they did.

The holidays are upon us!

You need presents!!!

And you’re so frazzled you can’t stop using exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!

I understand.

But please calm down. I have the solution:

You need a personalized copy of the picture book that sweeping the nation, Everybody’s Favorite Book!

Woo!

It’s a book with everything for everybody—so it is the absolutely, positively perfect holiday gift for any man, woman, child, animal, vegetable, or mineral.

And Now You Can Win a FREE Copy!

Surprised?

I’ll be holding a random drawing for a winner. But you gotta be in it to win it.

How To Enter

To get your name entered in the random drawing, all you need to do is leave a comment below telling me the title of your favorite book.

That’s it! That’s all!

(By the way, the favorite book you mention in the comments will soon be your second favorite book. Because once your read Everybody’s Favorite Book, it will be your new favorite book. Because Everybody’s Favorite Book is everybody’s favorite book. It says it right there in the title. That’s just common sense.)

How To Increase Your Chances of Winning

Want me to stuff the ballot box in your favor? That’s cool.

Here’s what I’ll do. I’ll give you an extra ballot every time you repost this contest online. For example, if you promote this contest on your blog, I’ll give you an extra ballot. If you post it on Facebook, I’ll give you an extra ballot. If you post it Twitter, I’ll give you an extra ballot.  See what I mean?

Soooo if you promote this contest on your blog, Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, Instagram, Tumbler, and Reddit, I’ll give you seven extra ballots.

And if you have another idea  to promote the contest, let me know what you have in mind; and I may give you yet another ballot!

Oh, and if you review any of my Prince Not-So Charming books on Amazon or Goodreads, I’ll give you yet another ballot! (Make sure you read the books before reviewing them.)

So, yeah, I’m offering up lots of ways to get you lots of votes.

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I’ll be holding the random drawing one week from today:

Tuesday, December 11 December 18!

So what are you waiting for?

Hurry! Enter! And WIN!

Everybody's Favorite Book

Pie! Oh, My!

Cath Carroll, the charming  proprietor at Celebrate Picture Books, reminded me that today is National Pie Day.

In honor of this occasion, I give you a character from my new picture book, Everybody’s Favorite Book:  Behold Everybody’s Favorite Villain, Corky!


Corky, in case you don’t know, is part robot, part dragon, and part pirate, making him a Robo-Dragon Pie.

Corky is holiday-adjacent.

Heck, Corky should be the holiday’s mascot.

So be sure to cut yourself an extra wide slice of the sweet stuff today.  Let’s make Corky  proud.