Book News, Everybody's Favorite Book

And The Winner Is…

At long last, it’s time to find out who will win the bestest holiday and/or non-holiday gift ever.

It’s the amazing picture book that has it all—and more.

It’s the ideal story for the reader who has everything, the non-reader who has nothing, and the sometimes-reader who has some things.

You guessed it, we’re talkin’ about…

Everybody’s Favorite Book!

So! Let’s get started!

The ballots have been made.

They have been dumped in the Santa Hat of Gift Giverishness.

We’ll pick those ballots off the floor…

And Our Loyal Judge (a judge I probably should’ve fired by now) will select the winner.

(And since Christmas is a bit too close for comfort, Our Loyal Judge has been firmly instructed to stop wasting everyone’s time by endlessly mixing the ballots—which he is wont to do. In the spirit of the holiday, he agreed.)

And heeeere we go!

And the winner is…

How did that get in there?

Select again! And the winner is…

What did you do, Judge? Come on, let’s go!

And the winner is…

I will kill you.

STOP WASTING EVERYONE’S TIME!

PICK A BALLOT!

And the winner is…

Patricia Tilton!

 

Congratulations Patricia! To claim your prize, all you have to do is head over to the “Hire Me!” menu item and send me an email!

And to all you fine folks who didn’t win, fear not! There’s still time to buy a copy of Everybody’s Favorite Book for yourself, your child, a random child, your significant other, your insignificant other, your friend, frenemy, colleague, mailman, plumber, and/or the nice fellow who picks up your recycling.

It really is the perfect gift for everyone. Order it HERE, or buy it wherever fine and/or subpar books are sold.

Happy Holidays, Everybody!

Book News

Oh, So Very Disappointed…

Last week I offered you a chance to win a FREE copy of everybody’s favorite book titled, Everybody’s Favorite Book.

This was no small potatoes, for Everybody’s Favorite Book is a book that has everything for everybody! A Space Ninja Cow! A mastodon-sized guinea pig! A princess! Spies! Zombies! SAT-level vocabulary words! A poop joke! And much, much more!

What an amazing opportunity!

And hardly anyone noticed or cared.

I get it. The holiday season gets us all frazzled. You meant to enter my contest, but lost track of time.

Okay, then:

I’m extending the deadline for another week.

The drawing will now be held on Tuesday, December 18.

So click THIS LINK for your last chance to enter. Entering the competition couldn’t be easier! And there are about a jillion ways to increase your chances of winning.

So go! And good luck!