More Resolved Solved!

Resolutions be tricky.

Resolutions be tricky.

At the start of 2015, I posted six resolutions that I planned to accomplish over the coming year. By the first week of February, I had nailed two of them:

Resolved: I will do something bold, yet well-planned.

Resolved: I will get rid of my golf ball collection in a manner that is – at the very least – mildly amusing.

Needless to say, I was feeling rather good about myself. In fact, I was smug. “Ha ha!” I chuckled. “I have 11 months to accomplish four more measly resolutions. Easy-peasy lemon squeezy!”

The  remaining resolutions didn’t seem all that tricky, either:

Resolved: I shall neither form opinions nor comment on the opinions of others until I have finished at least one big mug of morning coffee.

Resolved: I will meet more blog buddies in person.

Resolved: I will become a Laundry Master.

Resolved: I shall write early and often.

But, then, resolution-wise, I kind of hit a wall. February became March and March became April. During that time I was unable to put anything in the done pile.

That is, until last week. My lovely wife, Ellen, with great ceremony, presented me with the following two documents (suitable for framing).

Woo!

Woo! (Click to see larger.)

Double woo! (Click to see larger.)

Double woo! (Click to see larger.)

Thank you, my love! I am honored and touched. And I can now see the light at the end of the resolution tunnel.

Onward!

90 thoughts on “More Resolved Solved!

  1. I knew from the start you would ace the laundry challenge…any neat freak would do well with laundry! But I am impressed about keeping your opinions to yourself…that must have been quite challenging, like trying to quit smoking.

    So, how does it work? Are you gritting your teeth through that first cup and the opinions come like buckshot from a sawed off double barrel shot gun once you have finished?…or does the chillaxing affect of fresh java short circuit your brain long enough to temper your opinions into thoughtful and helpful suggestions?

    I think the bloggers want to know these things. 😀

    • The only thing that held up the laundry challenge was my reluctance to iron. As I’ve told my wife time and again, if you fold clothes when they are still warm and not *too* dry in most cases you don’t need an iron. But Ellen had this frilly blouse that thumbed its nose as my mantra.

      So ruffled blouse thing sat in ironing basket until I could ignore it no longer. It took forever, but the end result was, if I may say so, impressive.

      Once I focused on the coffee ritual, it became a habit. It helps that I now get up at the same time as my wife; she is too tired to form opinions at 5:30 and I am too tired to comment on them.

  2. Awww Ellen, she’s a sweetheart ❤
    Kudos to you for ticking yet again some more things off your resolution list. I think number 2 certificate might have been more difficult to attain than number 1(?) Good job and Godspeed.

  3. Congratulations not only on your achievements in the areas of laundry wrangling and beverage consumption, but also in your choice of supportive spouse! 🙂

  4. Dang. Had I thought of it and met up with you when I was in New York, I would have helped you cross off one more resolution. Well . . . there is still time. I want to hit New York again this year, and meet you!

  5. I particularly love that this was written on a typewriter! (Or a clever font/software package that makes it look genuinely like it was done on a typewriter!).

    I avoid ironing at all costs, I see from one of your other comments that you are of the same opinion – generally it can be avoided, but there are some occasions where it just can’t. I don’t think I would ever get any kind of ironing award, and I’m ok with that.

    • Those note are the product of a real 1930-something Royal typewriter. And, oh, how I love it. I even know how to fix it, when the need arises.

      I enjoy washing and folding clothes, but ironing stinks. I just don’t think a shirt is worth all of that individualized attention. It’s a shirt, not a loved one!

  6. You lucked out when you married this lady. She is awesome and now you are awesome too, not that you weren’t before, you’re simply MORE awesome. Bless you for keeping a tidy house. You’ll knock off all the resolutions off your list. Still lots of time. Now, go iron another blouse to stay ahead of the game. 🙂 😀 😛

  7. Your achievements boggle the mind, with or without coffee! Keep up the good work! (Although I have to say it sounds like Ellen deserves a lot of the credit here… :)) I personally do not own a ruffled blouse, but if I ever get one, now I know who to call to iron it 🙂

    • Ellen deserves most of the credit most of the time.

      And it seems that every time I turn around you’re suggesting that I come to your house to do chores. Don’t get me wrong, I think very highly of you — but it’s never gonna happen.

  8. Congratulations, Mike! Those are some serious accomplishments. It’s hard staying focussed on writing when there’s laundry to fold and iron. But maybe there’s a dust bunny story that you haven’t discovered just yet. Good luck!

  9. Congratulations Mike! I am soo proud! of you and for you! You are my idol! I congratulate your lovely wife also for giving you kudos! Apparently your “love language” is words of affirmation! 😀
    Onward and upward!! *hold sword up high as you march ahead* 😉

  10. Wow – your coffee resolution is much nicer than my “no questions before coffee” rule I use unsuccessfully with my 4 year-old. I feel officially inspired.

  11. Wait. I’ve scrolled down and read the comments (and lovely heartfelt comments they are…except maybe for the snicker, but that was about the typewriter, not your laundering mastery). Anyway, did I read that you are awake by 5:30 a.m., thus, able to drink coffee before expressing an opinion??? May the gods be praised. I knew you’d turn toward the good side, the dawn side, the early side of righteousness and courage, one of these days. And as a plus, doing so has helped you complete a resolution. Sigh. I am content. (As I applaud your mastery of the laundry, and Ellen’s sweet sense of humor).

  12. Your dear wife has a wonderful sense of humor and should always be an inspiration to you. I do hope you have framed the certificates given you for your accomplishments. I, applaud you for the use of your typewriter. I too have a 1940’s era Underwood. I love it and it will always have a place at my desk but I’m afraid arthritis has gotten the best of my hands so using the typewriter is a real challenge these days. Now, as for the ironing. Ironing, is an ART. If you have truly excelled at the ART of ironing, you have learned to iron on a Mangle. Just like the typewriter, it was the epitome of technology in their time. The mangle and the typewriter came a bit before me but I have always loved that they were invented as time savers in this ever so evolving world. I, myself, at age 13 could iron a mans dress shirt as neatly and quickly as anyone, using our mangle. One day, I shall own another mangle, just because. I’m not doubting your ability to iron and I send you praise for your accomplishments in this field too, but if you ever get the chance, jump on one of these Mangles and learn an old technique of a dying art form. You’ll be glad you did. But there again, have your coffee first.

    • I had to look up “mangle iron.” So THAT’S what those roller things are called!

      I will never argue that ironing is an art. As a tyke I watched Mom go to town on all types of shirts, slacks, blouses, dresses, curtains, handkerchiefs and anything else that dared to acquire an unwanted wrinkle. She ironed with the grace, verve and style of Audrey Hepburn as choreographed by Jerome Robbins.

      It was art, pure and simple.

    • Royals are marvelous machines. One thing I love about old manual typewriters is that when they break down (which is rare) I have the ability to repair them.

      On the other hand, as far as computers are concerned, I can barely install an app without calling GeekSquad.

  13. I might just adopt your resolution about not offering opinions after I’ve had at least one cup of coffee 🙂 thanks for a great post

  14. She’s definitely a keeper Mike….and kudos to you on accomplishing two more resolutions. As far as the laundry you are definitely ahead of the curve. I’ve been trying to teach my son the finer points of doing his own laundry and he has yet to clean the lint screen….ever. I don’t think he remember where it is. Come to think of it, maybe that’s why the level of laundry detergent always seems to remain the same. Darn! And if you can hold your opinions until only ONE mug of coffee, my hat’s off to you. I need at least two.
    Maybe you can draw a doodle of a female turkey I’m writing about….something a little more challenging than a cat.

  15. Now that’s progress! (and nobody talks before coffee – not even the dog wants to chat before a bit of blinking at the sun and some dog yoga stretches. Of course the cat is a morning person – and gets pillows thrown at her…we think she’s doing it out of spite and is really napping way to much in order to be irritating in the morning…
    Congrats – nothing like a certificate!

  16. A) I’m jealous that you have a typewriter. I’ve wanted one for many moons. The ability to write quickly without looking at a screen sounds like heaven. Plus, I freaking love that sound.

    B) Congrats on becoming a Laundry Master. That ain’t easy.

    C) When you come to Portland, we shall have an in-person convo…and it will be grand.

    • Oh, the THWACK! of a manual typewriter is wonderful. It feels so industrious. And, like a piano, you can express your mood (or the mood of your story) based on how hard you press the keys.

      Typewriters are not that hard to come by, my friend. Peruse a few antique stores; you should be able to pick up a good, working model for less than $50.

      And when I ever get to Portland, you will be the first person I call.

  17. Wow! So sorry to be late to this absolutely wonderful post. You are a lucky guy, Mike. Not only does your wife appreciate you–and show you this, keep up with your hopes, dreams, and resolutions, she knows what a typewriter is and how to use one. Someone will come along someday and ask, “What font is this?” You need a font name at the ready. 🙂

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