What do you call a cow that steals?
A HAMBURGLAR!
This, my friends, is an Official Doodle Commission for the lovely, talented, and cow-obsessed Cricketmuse.
Do you want a doodle, too?
Then write me a note for rates and details!
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We Interrupt This Blog Break To Bring You A Cow Joke
Hey, Look! A Writer Fellow! 
Wonderful, Mike (the drawing, not the joke–boo)!
My kids’ new favorite joke:
What do you call someone who steals from a butcher shop?
A chop lifter.
And he had to go in hiding because he was on the lamb?
That was the mint jelly, Cricket.
Ewe know best.
He escaped in a pork chopper . . .
Not in a pig up truck?
Nah. They were really mooooving.
Maybe they were driving a cattlelac.
Anything’s better than hoofing it. 😀
My biggest beef with cattle drives is that they can’t steer, and they can’t honk their horns.
Eh, I have no steak in that argument.
It’s udder folly to argue with a cow.
Because all they give you is bull. 😀
But we must overlook the unenlightened. To err is human, to forgive bovine.
Heed the cattle call—stampede west, young calf!
Join the calfary and see the world!
Mike is going to have our hides for this.
If these puns continue I’m going to have a cow.
Hay! Cud you lighten up, Mike.
It’s The English Teacher vs. The Librarian! Who will come up with more cow puns? Place your bets!
It’s the challenge herd around the world!
I support your booing.
Writer Fellow! Thanks for the awesome midsummer doodle. I love the expression on Ms. Hamburglar’s face. She is delightful and hilarious.
That bovine gal does look Grinchy, doesn’t she?
Yeah, but she’s hotter than the Grinch.
I wanna be the go-to illustrator of sexy cows.
, said six-year-old Mike Allegra one day at recess.
Huh. No wonder I was so unpopular!
But it all paid off when at age fifteen you doodled your first coy cow, or so said a source not close to you at all.
But the bad ones you remember the best. As in:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
There, there. Don’t cry. Maybe Mike will draw another cow doodle.
Those jokes aren’t exactly persuading me, Cricket!
Oh, but the fan list is growing. They are mooving people to laughter.
It’s a herd mentality. They are giving in to steer pressure.
Nancy Reagan’s anti-drug campaign for teen cows: “Just say moo.”
Hee Hee (still laughing from crickemuse’s bad knock knock joke, above). Love your cowdinger of a cowdoodle. She can come steal our grass clippings any time.
I believe you mean a cowbell dinger.
It’s ‘udderly’ wonderfu!
I hope there’s a way to milk more compliments.
Especially without being ‘cheesy.’
A Hamburgler indeed! I can imagine how quiet she is clip-clopping away on her “delicate” hooves. Another gorgeous doodle, Writer Fellow.
Thank you kindly, Alicia.
And now I must get to work on my Whatcom County Doodle Gallery Show!
The sack with the grass clippings is a nice touch.
Thanks, Madame! I couldn’t think of what else a cow might steal.
She can steal ‘hey’!
Great cow joke and drawing!
Thanks, Patricia. But I can’t take credit for the joke; that is all Cricket. I was just asked to illustrate it.
Cool!
T’anks!
Ha! another great one, Mike! been awhile since I stopped by, but you’re always posting FUN! 🙂
Hiya, Roxie! What’s been going on?
Not much, lol!
Wouldn’t a hamburglar be a pig who steals?
When Cricket asked me to illustrate this joke I asked the very same question. I’m with you.
Don’t quit your day job, Mike. 😉
I take no ownership of that joke — just the doodle!
Maybe the cow could steal the Moona Lisa?
*sigh*
THUMBS UP!
Oh, you!
That bag of grass clippings looks pretty heavy. We may need to call a Hambulance.
Oh, don’t you get started on the cow puns, too!
Mwahahahahahahaha! *evil grin*
I love it. That is all.
Thanks, my friend. (And please do forgive the lateness of my thanks. I have been largely unplugged since I completed this doodle.)
No worries, yo! I’ve been pretty unplugged all summer as well. Good stuff.
Dang! All the good puns are taken! Umm… A joke?
What lottery do cows play?
The Cheese Stakes!
I know. Horrible. But great doodle! 😀
Erik
P.S. Aren’t cows beef, not ham? Unless if they steal pigs… 😉
Ugh. That is all.
Heh. Thanks.
Erik
WAIT! – DOES THIS MEAN THAT YOU’RE BACK?!!!!!?
🙂
Oh, deary my, no.
Dang! So, you just stopped by to read a bad cow joke? 😉
I suppose I did. Sigh.
Cows have a way of carrying on….
Or is that their version of take-out food?…maybe herd about going on a road trip.
Oh, Philosopher. I take a quick peek at my neglected blog only to find groaners.
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Lol I love this! Great post!
T’anks!
Haha, fabulous.
Thanks, Dino!
Amazing!! She looks like a cow-Grinch stealing grass presents from residents od Mowville 🙂
You are quite perceptive, Katie! I did model her extra-curly smile after the Grinch’s.
That whole being called ham thing really annoys me. Why is it not a steakburger or a beefburger? Did hamburgers used to be made with pig meat? If so, I’ll forgive. If not, I shall seethe.
I was a bit puzzled by the ham/beef thing, too. But please, Parenting, don’t seethe. Life’s too short to seethe over a cow joke.
Love the bad joke and the art even more. Only you would think to have a cow sneak in the middle of the night to steal a bag of grass trimmings. Brilliant! Hurry back, I’ve missed your brand of humor.
Hiya, Sue. (And sorry for the very late reply.) New posts and doodles will be coming very soon!
Yeah! Love the elephant.
Better late than never. Love your latest doodle of the elephant. Welcome back! Hope you had a nice vacation.
I miss your Doodles. To quote Willow, “You do doodle too.” Only lately you don’t, so I have a sad.
Aw, don’t have a sad. I’ll have a doodle up by next week. How’s that?
Happy!
Lol cute 🍔🍔