What a great question! And YES! There is a Capybara Appreciation Day! And it’s coming SOON!
Sunday, July 10 is the big day, and thank goodness, for no creature on this big rock we all live on is more worthy of appreciation.
For those of you who’ve never heard of these guys (and for shame!), capybaras are the world’s largest rodent. They are native to South America, semi-aquatic, can weigh more than 100 pounds, and are very, very cute.
Unofficially known as “coconut doggos” and “guinea bigs,” these fine, floofy, fellas are devoted herd animals. If a capybara doesn’t have a herd of other capybaras to mingle with, she’ll happily assemble a new herd consisting of other species. Don’t believe me? Well, the internet is jam-packed with photos of capys lazily snuggling with turtles, birds, monkeys, dogs, cats, goats, pigs, guinea pigs, and about a zillion other things—so stop being such a contrarian, it’s unseemly.
So how can one properly celebrate this holiday?
That’s another excellent question! I have three suggestions:
1. Peruse the internet for photos and stories about capybaras. The more you learn, the more you’ll love these guys.
For example, did you hear about the capybaras who invaded a wealthy gated community in Argentina?
Did you hear about the capy (named Cheesecake) who serves as a foster mom to litters of puppies?
And did you know that if you pet a capybara in just the right way, she will floof her fur and collapse into a state of sleepy bliss? ‘Tis true!
2. Go visit your local zoo or wildlife sanctuary and see these critters up close.
Note: They’ll probably just be lying around. Unlike most rodents, capybaras don’t do many things with much urgency. Remember, capybaras are not here to entertain you; they’re here to gently encourage you to adopt a more Zen-like lifestyle.
3. Last but not least, consider preordering a book about capybaras. Not just any book, of course; that would be foolish. You’ll want to find a book that got a really, really good review from Kirkus.
So mark your calendars, my friends, and be sure to have a happy capy day! WOO!